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My Princess

( Hilda-of-Lorule )

You have my life, heart, and rupees in your service. Sheerow and I are eternally at your side. Your happiness is my happiness.

Bromance

( Link )

You're my best friend and you're the most courageous person I know! I know you can face any challenge that presents itself and I'm forever in your debt. Truly, I am.

Shadow Link

( xShadow-Linkx )

I don't know you very well, but you make very good company when the others are gone. Thank you.

The Princess of Hyrule

( Painted-Beauty )

We only met briefly, although I can tell you're an amazingly kind and gentle ruler. Best of luck to you!

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{ i hear it's your birthday soon.

i'll be waiting in your room tied up in ribbons. }
(( I have no idea how you got in my house, but, uh.... are you sure you'll be covered? Do you need a blanket? ))
A rolled and sealed letter falls before the boy. Its envelope is decorated with fine curls and flourishes, so minute and perfect. Inside, a letter is written in the same perfected script reflecting its decoration, if not a tad bit too dramatic for its style.

"Well, look at you! Scampering around, taking stabs at me in the back when I'm not looking. If I had not known you better, I would have regarded you in the leagues of that other worthless boy you have found companionship in.

But both you and I know you are not even close to his astounding level of stupidity most would mistake for courage, hm?

If I'm the worthless bastard son of a Hinox (as you so lovingly referred to me behind my back), then you're the illegitimate discarded son of an unloving Sluggula, cast away as a shriveling dab of nothingness in a great big world that wanted you dead.

If I ever had the misfortune of meeting you as a wriggling pupa, I would stomp you out and snuff you from existence before the thought of even meeting Her Grace crossed your peabrain.

Wait, no! I'd take you by the arms and legs and remove them with my very hands, leaving you to be nothing more than you are - a disgusting, writhing little worm - and have you watch as I burn Lorule to ashes, hand in hand with the woman you so preciously adore, before I stab her in the belly and leave you to drown face-down in her blood as it seeps from her body with the both of you dying together. (How romantic!)

With regards utter contempt for your existence,

Sorcerer Yuga of Lorule."

A small addition to the letter sits at the bottom.

"P.S. - I am getting tantalisingly closer to your precious Hilda."
When you popped in at the ending, I was not expecting that! I kept on wondering if and when the Hero of Lorule would make an appearance. You didn't disappoint. :D
(( Why would I ever want to disappoint my customers! ))
I don't know, but I'm glad you didn't.